A $300 million dollar yacht for a Russian oligarch, clearly inspired by Muppet Sam the Eagle. Bravo, Philippe!
Gotta make church look cool to today’s kids! Let’s utilize mid 1990’s graphic design and typography – it will remind them of a time before they were born, when they were still just a gleam in Jesus’ eye.
A few other questions come to mind:
Why is the crucifix on its side? Is it meant to look like a crossbow?
What is that blurry image? People waiting in line at airport security?
What’s with the three seemingly unrelated bullet points at the bottom? “College. Miracles. Family.” Might as well be “Jellybeans. Scissors. Underpants.”
I stared at the image in the upper left corner for 30 seconds thinking that it was the end view of an uncooked turkey with neckhole and gizzard showing. Then my eye traveled up the leg to realize there was a paw attached to it. Then it all clicked, a dog with rigor mortis… peace-of-mind, it all made sense.
I was all set to write a post on the utterly baffling Enjoy Your Delicious Moments pizza box. But then I discovered that the Portland Mercury had done all the heavy lifting for me. Thanks, Mercury!
Yes, Jeremy Scott, I’m looking at you. I don’t know who you’ve been sleeping with to hasten your ascent to the top of the fashion food chain, but that’s the only possible explanation for said ascent. Because it ain’t got nothin’ to do with talent or taste.
Thanks to Jim Christensen for the submission.