Gotta make church look cool to today’s kids! Let’s utilize mid 1990’s graphic design and typography – it will remind them of a time before they were born, when they were still just a gleam in Jesus’ eye.
A few other questions come to mind:
Why is the crucifix on its side? Is it meant to look like a crossbow?
What is that blurry image? People waiting in line at airport security?
What’s with the three seemingly unrelated bullet points at the bottom? “College. Miracles. Family.” Might as well be “Jellybeans. Scissors. Underpants.”