“Ban Human Fetuses in Food, Lawmaker Says”
You know what really makes hilariously named Oklahoma state senator Ralph Shortey (R, Oklahoma City) an asshole? His proposed law is a job killer, that’s what!
So much for those hipster food carts in Tulsa, slingin’ Umbilical Stew. Time to take Foreskin Falafel off the menu. Say goodbye to the Ten Tiny Toes Charcuterie Platter. And that Etsy shop you were planning to open to sell your homemade Artisan Pickled Fontanelles? Not gonna happen.