Whoever designed Vibram Five Fingers shoes is an asshole.

Spare me your stories about barefoot running and biofeedback and propriocentric blah blah blah. I know all about it. I’ve worked on projects for minimal running shoes. I don’t care. Vibram Five Fingers shoes make you look like a giant tree frog.

Beware of the brightly colored ones. They’re the most poisonous.


As usually happens in nature, the female of the species is less showy.


Their species is doomed. They can’t even bear to mate with each other.

  1. Thane Fisher said:

    Don’t like em? Don’t wear em and STFU!

    • CO said:

      Thanks for taking time out of your busy day for that thoughtful reply!

  2. NotAnASSHOLE said:

    I AGREE. virbams are for assholes. have fun with stress fractures after the placebo effect wears off.

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